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Post Info TOPIC: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY ... by kids


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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY ... by kids


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,

and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

 

-- Alan, age 10

 

No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10

 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

 

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7

 

The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

-- Curt, age 7

 

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
you should marry them and have kids with them.
It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

 

And the #1 Favorite is...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

 

-- Ricky, age 10



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Very wise children.

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This young lady, hit the nail on the head, unless other men are different than me

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

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I like Alan's reply
..........keep the chips and dips coming smilesmilesmile

Cheers Bob



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