A Jamaican Hotel guest calls down to room service.
The desk clerk answers and asks "How may I help you".
The man says "Yes, I'm in room 585. You need to send somebody to my room immediately"
"I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she is going to jump out the window".
The clerk replies, "I'm sorry Sir but that's a personal matter and we cannot help you"
The man replies, Listen you idiot, the window won't open.......
and that's a maintenance matter".
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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