Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old.
The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble."
The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."
The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take a really good long wee. Then at 6 on the dot I do a poo.
The other two old men look at him and said "So what are you complaining about?"
