A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.".

The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". 

She replies "I'd really like to speak to the manager.". 

The barman says "Well, he's unavailable. May I give him a message from you when he returns?". 

The woman smiles and says, with a most beautiful smile, "Well alright.". She leans forward, and very gently brushes her moist fingers across the barmans lips and says, in a very sexy voice "Could you please tell him". Then she moves closer to the barman and runs her fingers gently through his hair and tousled it "that there's no toilet paper, soap or hand towels in lady's toilet?".