Two old army mates got together for a drink on Anzac Day.

By closing time they were very drunk, but still went back to Larry's place for a few more beers.

It was very late when Bill wondered what time it was and couldn't find a clock anywhere.

"Hey Larry, you don't have a clock, mate. How do you tell the time?"

Larry said "With my bugle"

"How can you tell the time with a bloody bugle?" asked Bill

"I'll show ya" said Larry, and went to the window and opened it and blew his bugle loudly into the night.

Then a voice yelled out, "Shut that bloody thing up, don't you know it's one thirty in the bloody morning"