There were two women in a bus, fighting over who would take the last seat.
The Conductor had tried in vain to mediate.
The the Driver yelled "Let the ugly one take the seat".
Both women stood for the rest of their journey.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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