A woman in her late 30's was happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while then asks, Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? Whats the matter with you?

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, I dont care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.

The husband replies, What did he say about your 42-year-old arse?

Your name never came up, she says.