Two drunk Irishmen:
Paddy; If I had two million dollars Mick, I'd be g'in ya one.
Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella.
Paddy; If I had two houses Mick, I'd be g'in ya one.
Mick; If'n ya had two Bicycles Paddy, Would ya Gi me one?
Paddy; Now dat's mean of ya Mick - ya know I ave two Bicycles.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
