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Crabs.


One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch:
She told the doctor her problem and he said.
"You have the crabs."
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.
She went to another doctor and explained her
problem to him.
The doctor said. "You probably have the crabs."
"No." She said. "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said. "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.
It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said. "Jump on the table and let's have a look."
After examining the doctor proclaimed.
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs,
this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies."


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bit rough Poss

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Craig1 wrote:

bit rough Poss


 I agree,the smut gets a little tedious after a while.



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An upvote from me Possum.
(Just to balance things out a tad )

Jim

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I attempted to withdraw it (to keep the peace), after first comment but unable to edit it off - Basically, for those that believe my posts tasteless; I suppose you shouldn't open them.
It may be that I have a warped sense of humour.

(NOUN
mass noun
1The quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.

his tales are full of humour

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1.1The ability to express humour or amuse other people.

their inimitable brand of humour

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2A mood or state of mind.

her good humour vanished
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2.1archaic count noun An inclination or whim.

and have you really burnt all your Plays to please a Humour?

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Takes a bit to offend me with a joke, thats what they are, jokes.

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You cant please all of the people all of the time Possum.

Read it & if you dont like it, so be it & move on. The problem these days is everyone is offended by something.

Different people like different humour. Possum certainly does cover a broad range, so you are bound to see some you dont think funny, then pi$$ yourself laughing at others.

Thats my 50 cents worth

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they can close one eye if they are offended

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If they close one eye, it minimises their dramatic effect

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I'm pretty cool about all humour but some are less so... maybe put (Naughty) or similar at the beginning of the subject line to warn the easily offended?



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I enjoy a good many of your jokes Possum but ones like this simply miss the mark for me. I much prefer your witty, ironic ones. Cheers for keeping posting.

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