A farmer got in his truck. He drove a while down the road to a neighbouring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12 years old, opened the door.
Is your dad home? the farmer asked.
No sir, he isnt, the boy replied. He went to town.d the farmer. Is your mum home?
No, she isnt here either. She went to town with Dad.
Well then, how about your brother, Joe. Is he here?
No sir, he went with Mum and Dad.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
Is there anything I can do for you? inquired the young boy politely. I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad.
Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, I really wanted to talk to your dad. Its about your brother Joe getting my daughter, Mae, pregnant.
The boy considered for a moment. You would have to talk to Dad about that, he finally conceded. I know that he charges $500 for the bull and $250 for the boar hog, but I really dont know how much he gets for Joe.
-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 5th of December 2020 02:34:41 PM
-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 5th of December 2020 02:35:28 PM
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
I reckon something like this has happened in real life for sure, it actually sounds plausible. NB: Possum, I hope one day you will get the chance to have a yarn with my dog as well. He is quite a friendly fellow, although just a little bit shy of late due to an incident with a human mongrel.
-- Edited by Bicyclecamper on Saturday 5th of December 2020 08:45:05 PM
