I am eighty-eight years old and can look after myself very well and can do my own shopping. My wife can vouch for that because she sends me out to do that chore.

Yesterday morning, I thought to give myself a treat, so I called in at our local Dan Murphys and bought two six packs of beer. I placed them on the front seat of my car and headed home.

On my way home, I stopped at the service station to fill up with petrol. At the next pump was this absolute gorgeous blonde filling her tank also. As it was a warm day, she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced over and smiled. On the way over to pay for her fuel she looked over and spotted my beers. I was just about to start my engine to go, when she came over to my car and leaned forward as she rapped on my window. I couldnt help but notice her bra-less breasts were almost falling out of her skimpy top.

I excitedly wound the window down and smiled back. She said, Well hello there, handsome old fellow, Im a great believer in barter trading. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?

This offer took me aback and I thought for a few seconds and asked, What kind of beer have you got?

IS THIS IS THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE??