Little johnny worked in a pickle factory.He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.He had an urge to stick his pen!s into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a s*x therapist to talk about it, but johnny said he would be too embarrassed.He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.One day a few weeks later, johnny came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

Whats wrong, johnny? she asked.Do you remember that I told you I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?Oh, johnny, you didnt, she exclaimed.Yes, I did, he replied.My God, johnny, what happened?I got fired.No, johnny.

I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?Ohshe got fired too.