An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it.
The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop".
The elderly driver looked at the young man but said nothing.
A moment later he placed his Rolls in reverse and recommenced reversing into the parking space now occupied by the sports car.
The boot of the Rolls rode up over the sports car and the huge torque of the Rolls engine soon had its rear wheels traversing the sports car's boot and landing in its seats. The young man looked on in speechless horror as his pride and joy was destroyed.
When finished the elderly guy looked the young man full in the eye and said "You have to be old and rich to do that son."
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"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"
Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland