There was a young man from Cape Horne,
Who wished he had never been born,
He woudn't have been,
If his daddy had seen,
That the end of his condom was torn.
Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
