A Newfie died in a house fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Gee, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled Clyde over and Clem took one look and said, "Nope, that ain't Clyde!"

Just to be safe the mortician brought in Zeke and Zeke took a look at the body and said, "Gee, he IS burnt real bad, turn him over." The mortician rolled Clyde over and Zeke looked down and said "Nope, that ain't Clyde!" The mystified mortician asked "How can you tell it ain't him??!!" Zeke said "Well ya see, Clyde had two ar_rissoles." "WHAT? He had TWO ar_rissoles?! How do YOU know he had TWO ar_rissoles??!!" said the mortician. So Zeke said "Well, EVERYONE knew Clyde had two ar_rissoles. Whenever we went into town, folks would yell out "HERE COMES CLYDE WITH THEM TWO AR_RISSOLES!"

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