So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown
Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say no.
Chiropractors finally decide to give this whole issue a crack after seeing the current lockdown strategies arent working
Orthodontists dont agree and say it just needs some monthly adjustments.
Dentists on the other hand are feeling the aches from the politicians and want to drill them on their policies to ensure accountability.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the A**holes.
-- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 17th of September 2020 06:58:33 PM
