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Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation


Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

 

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meet

you there.)

 

There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one.

 

 

Giraffe Test

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

 

 

  1. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend

... except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

 

 

 

 

  1. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 

 

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal

Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year- old.



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nonono I got them all wrong, as well nonono



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The test was flawed at the start as a retiree would have to empty the fridge of beer to get the giraffe in & no thinking retiree will put up with warm beer for the sake of a giraffe!



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Whenarewethere wrote:

The test was flawed at the start as a retiree would have to empty the fridge of beer to get the giraffe in & no thinking retiree will put up with warm beer for the sake of a giraffe!


 Admit it Johnathon ...........you got them all wrong as well   disbeliefdisbelief



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Failed because I had already taken too many beers out!



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