I got pulled over last week  for going 12 klm over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my car, book in hand, I rolled my windows down.

Just then my adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart daughter, started screaming from the backseat, Its coming out!!!!!

I cant hold it any longer!!!!!

Its almost here!!!!!!!!!!!.

Now the cop is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her Whats going on here??? She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says ...Ive got poo coming outta my bum!!.... He started laughing.

I looked like I was about to cry. He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 kilometres to home. He told me to drive safe and get her home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing.
As soon as we pulled away I asked, What the hell was that about???, she smirked and said, I saw it on YouTube but I didnt think it would work.

I said So.... You're not pooing yourself ?

She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

This kid is my hero.