Two drunk friends are walking along when one says to the other: What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!

The other drunk stops and looks at his friend. You are wrong. Thats not the moon, thats the sun!

Both continued arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking along. So they stopped him and said: Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun?

The third drunk look at the sky and then looked at them and said: Sorry, I dont live around here.