A little middle middle aged couple were in bed together when the wife started thinking to herself about the future if something should happen to her.

Darling, she said If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?

Oh no, replied her husband I could never do that

I wouldnt mind she said. It would be nice to know you werent lonely

Well, okay then, maybe hypothetically I would he says and gets back to his book.

After some more thinking the wife says If you did hypothetically marry again, would you sleep with her in this bed?

Oh no, I couldnt possibly do that, it would be disrespectful says the husband.

Its okay, I wouldnt mind she continues.

Well, okay then maybe hypothetically I could says the husband.

Another few minutes go by before the wife asks And if you did remarry, would you let her use my golf clubs?

Oh no the husband responds Shes left-handed.