One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what's wrong with that"? The man said "Well the month is up tonight".
That was a good one Bob, I think that I may know that man
Here is a copy, of what he sent to a few of his friends, about a month ago
Last night I turned down a private booking from a woman who was clearly drunk She wanted me to take her and her friends home, and offered payment in kind I explained I couldn't / wouldn't accept the booking, or the terms for payment, and advised her to get a bus home, or to make a legitimate booking Has anyone else ever refused to pick their missus up, from a night out, and how long can I expect to have to do my own washing ironing cooking etc for Any advice appreciated thank you.
Last time the wife came home drunk, I made her sleep in the other room because she snores so loudly. She managed to redecorate the wall a different colour
