The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said 'Sister, I think it's your feet.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, 'Well, I came home from school the other day and heard mum yelling from the bedroom... when I rushed upstairs Mum had her legs straight up in the air and she was
crying, 'Oh God, I'm coming I'm coming '.
I gotta tell you, if our next door neighbour Mr Jones hadn't been on top of her and had her pinned down, we'd have lost her.'
