EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM

"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed ...I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears...."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty Dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come
to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, Eighty Dollars a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for a tenner.....I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!"
"Is that so!" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"