A farmer got pulled over by a police officer for speeding. The officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed and began to throw his weight around, trying to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said: Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?

The officer stopped writing the ticket and said: Well yeah, if thats what they are, but I never heard of circle flies.

So the farmer said: Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, theyre called circle flies because theyre almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.

The officer replied: Oh, and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says: Hey wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses a**?

Oh no, officer, said the farmer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think

about calling you a horses ass.

The officer said: Well, thats a good thing, and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer muttered: Hard to fool them flies though