2 guys were hunting and went across a farmer's place .they came across a crevice in the ground they wondered how deep it was so they threw stones down but couldn't hear the bottom.

So they found a tyre threw it down the hole but being rubber couldn't hear it hit bottom.

So they found a old truck transmission laying there so they rolled it over to the hole and shoved it down the hole.

About this time a Billy goat came running about 100 mile an hour and jumped down the hole they stood there in amazement. Asked each other what the hell.

Then a farmer came walking up on them and asked if they seen his Billy goat?

They said yeah he jumped down that hole!!!

Farmer says no way he could have, hes tied to a transmission!!!!