A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and
noticed that the man had his collar on
backwards. The little boy asked the man why he
was wearing his collar backwards...
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a
Father...'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his
collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and
two grandchildren and he doesn't
wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the
Father of hundreds', and went
back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your
pants on backwards instead of
your collar."