just sayin

Wish I read these when I was younger...

   Confucius Say.... 

Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,

    For merchandise downstairs.

   Confucius Say.

  Better to lose a lover

    Than love a loser.

   Confucius Say.

    Man with broken condom

Often called Daddy

Confucius Say.

Sex is same as bank account.

You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.

Confucius Say.

  Viagra just like Disneyland ...

   One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say.

Much better to want the mate you do not have

  Than to have the mate you do not want.

     Confucius Say.

   Joke is like sex.

    Neither any good if you don't get it.