A bookseller asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in life?The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!"
A prospective husband in a book store asks, "Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Master of the House?'"
Sales girl: "Fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill, you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough!
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.....
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a Better, Longer & More Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to
handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!!!
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is
that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What
should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!
