A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The priest says, "I believe that God sent his only son to die for our sins" The Imam says, "I believe Allah sent his last prophet to show us how to live" The rabbit says, "I believe I'm a typo."
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Lucius Cornelius Sulla - died 78 BC
