A lady tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indigenous woman.
What is it made of? she asked.
Crocodiles teeth, the woman replied.
I suppose, she said patronisingly. That they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.
Oh no, she objected. Anybody can open an oyster.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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