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Possum3


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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cows butt!

Thats when I made my mistake.

What did you do? asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife:

Hey, this looks like yours!'



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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Just Joking forum Possum3 is back - fair dinkum talk about recycled jokes

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with 3500 odd post im not surprised he repeats himself occasionally
i find it easier to smile than moan about a repeat
Brian



-- Edited by 2weis on Wednesday 20th of May 2020 06:22:21 PM

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Giggleswick wrote:

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Just Joking forum Possum3 is back - fair dinkum talk about recycled jokes

 How about you contribute instead of criticising.



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i always wait for possum jokes new or old is very welcome they bring joy to my day(reading them improve my australian ways)tanks possum wilman

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he encourages others to contribute

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Thanks Possum, some are a bit like listening to the local radio, an endless loop. But much better than no new posts.

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