Sorry, But I do not know how to condense this into long lines etc.
Jay&Dee
LOVE THIS ONE!! GUESS IT PAYS TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!
40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. Error! Filename not specified. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female..... Error! Filename not
