What  Starts with F and ends with  K
  

   A  first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having  trouble
  with  one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry,
  what's  your problem?' 


Harry  answered, 'I'm  too smart for the 1st grade. My
  sister  is in the 3rd grade and  I'm smarter  than she is! 
  I  think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
 
Ms..  Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the 
  principal's  office. 

While  Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher 
  explained  to the principal what the situation was. 
  The  principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy 
  a  test. If he failed to answer any of his  questions he 
  was  to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She 
  agreed.

Harry  was brought in and the conditions were 
  explained  to him and he agreed  to take the test. 
 

Principal:
'What  is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9..'


Principal:
'What  is 6  x 6?' 


Harry:
'36.'
And  so it went with every question the principal 
  thought  a 3rd grader should know.

The  principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells  her, '
  I  think Harry can go to the  3rd grade' 

Ms.  Brooks says to the  principal, 'Let  me ask him 
  some  questions..'

The  principal and Harry both  agreed. 

Ms..  Brooks asks, 'What  does a cow have four of that 
  I  have only two of?'


Harry,  after a moment: 'Legs..' 


Ms  Brooks: 'What  is in your pants that you have but I 
  do  not have?'

The  principal wondered why would she ask such a 
  question! 


Harry  replied: 'Pockets.' 


Ms.  Brooks: 'What  does a dog do that a man steps 
  into?' 


Harry:
'Pants.' 


The  principal sat forward with his mouth hanging  open..

Ms.. Brooks: 'What  goes in hard and pink then comes 
  out  soft and sticky?' 

The  principal's eyes opened really wide and before  he
  could  stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble  gum.'

Ms.  Brooks: 'What  does a man do standing up, a 
  woman  does sitting down and  a dog  does on three  legs?' 


Harry: 'Shake  hands.'

The  principal was  trembling. 


Ms..  Brooks: 'What  word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that  means a lot of heat  and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.' 

The  principal breathed a sigh of relief and told  the   
teacher, 'Put  Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last 
  seven  questions  wrong...'