I was playing golf one day and i got lost. I saw a young lady playing up ahead of me and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don"t know what hole i"m on".

She told me "You are one hole behind me, i"m on 7; and you are on 6".I thanked her and carried on playing golf.

On the back nine i got lost again. I saw the same woman and went over to her again "I"m sorry to bother you but i"m lost again, can you please tell me what hole i"m on.

She told me "You are one hole behind me, i"m on 14; and you are on 13.

Again i thanked her and continued playing golf.When i finished i saw her in the clubhouse.

I went over to her and asked if i could buy her a drink for helping me out.

She accepted. As we were drinking and chatting i asked her what she did for a living. "I'm in sales".

I replied "No kidding so am i, what do you sell?".

She said its too embarrassing to tell. But after i kept pleading to know what she sold she said she"d tell me if i promised not to laugh.

I promised. She said "I sell tampons".I immediately fell to floor laughing my ass off.

She said "You promised you wouldn't laugh".I replied "I"m sorry, but i couldn't help it.

" I sell toilet paper,I"m still one hole behind you"