Paddy met a beautiful Italian lady in Murphys bar. He offered her a drink and over the course of the night, he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs.
...Shed never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her place.
They had a passionate affair all that summer. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he gave her a large sum of money and told her to go back to Italy to secretly have the child.
He said that if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write Spaghetti on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today.
Oh, just give it to me and Ill explain it later, he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. One with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
