Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat...Watching the front door of a house of ill repute, over the road.
The local Methodist pastor appeared, and quickly went inside.
"Would you look at that!" said the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appeared at the door,knocked, and entered.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"
They continued drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi.
When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now dat's sad," said the third Irishman. "One of the girls must have died...