Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish serving another customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot.
Carl replied: Thats silver and it costs $100!
My goodness, that sure is a lot of money! Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room, Carl yelled: Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?
Mary replied: No, but I will for the teapot.
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