A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She said, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops... it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."She said, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it! "As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor." Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he said. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and said, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asked, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50? "He replied, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel are $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.
"She paid the bill
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