Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh!
Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No... Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know this.
The next day,
Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Paddy: No Mick: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night classes, you'd know this.
The next day, once again:
Mick: And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is? Paddy: No Mick: He's the author of "The Confessions" If you took night classes, you'd know this.
This time, Paddy got irritated and said: And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is? Mick: No Paddy: He's the fellow who's bonking your wife! If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this
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