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50th Anniversary.


A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary:

That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.

She looked at her husband and said. "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up at her and said. "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said. "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said. "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" She asked.

He responded. "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.'"

She giggled and said. "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looked up at her and he replied. "Mission accomplished."



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