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Relativity.


A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you?

God says: A billion years is like a second to me.

The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you?

God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me.

 

So the man says: God, can I have a penny?

And God replies: In a sec.



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