A 7 year old girl asks her mother; Mummy, how was I born?"
 
Mum smiled and replied: 
 
Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed.
Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months 
it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried the leaves, smoked them and got so high that we had sex without a condom!

Gets you all choked up, eh?