A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers.
She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it.
She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.
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She slowly spreads her legs, and in a husky voice says
"Honey, would you like some of this?"
The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs, looks up at his doting wife and replies,
"HELL, NO! Look what its done to your underwear."
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