SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and
drives on without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for
real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone
building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was
interested in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many
winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock
on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup
then go through the
large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
through the door pulling it shut behind him..

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot
facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER