*Virginity Test*
*Son* : Dad, I want to marry, how can I know if my wife is a virgin?
*Dad* : Do virginity test..
*Son* : What do you mean?
*Dad* : Buy a red and blue paint
*Son* : How can that help?
*Dad* : Paint your left ball with the blue paint, and your right ball with the red paint, when you want to have sex, remove your underwear;
If she says , *"I've never seen strange balls like these in my life, that means she's not a Virgin.. Case closed*
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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