My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week."
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW that's almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him."
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters:
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
