A group of men were sitting around in the changing room of a golf club. After showering and getting changed for the 19th hole, a mobile phone on one of the benches rang.
One of the men picked it up and said: Hello?
On the other end the woman replied: Honey, its me. I am at the shops. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. Its absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?
The man hesitated then replied: Whats the price?
Only $1,000.
The man answered: Well, alright go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.
The woman replied: Oh great, and I also stopped by a car dealership and saw the new models. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price on one of them.
What price? the man asked.
Only $165,000.
The man sighed and said: Alright, but for that price I want it with all the options.
Great! But before we hang up I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Its for sale! Only $1,450,000!
The man sighed again and said: Well, then go ahead and buy it too I guess.
The woman gushed on the other end before hanging up. The man put the phone back on the bench in silence. The other men looked at him in absolute shock.
Eventually, the man looked at the other golfers and asked: Anyone know whose phone that was?
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
