A man went to see his doctor for his yearly examination. The doctor asked him about his daily activity level.
Well, the man said. Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.
The doctor smiled widely and congratulated him: Most men your age dont do half of that activity! You must be a real outdoor-kind of man.
Not really, he replied, Im just a really bad golfer.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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