A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors. The doctor says: Okay, Maam, whats the problem?
The mother answers: Its my daughter. She keeps getting these cravings, shes putting on weight and she is sick most mornings.
The doctor gives the girl a good examination, then turns to the mother and says: Well, I dont know how to tell you this but your daughter is pregnant. In fact, shes about four months along.
The mother shouts: Pregnant?! She cant be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, darling?
The daughter says: No mother! Ive never even kissed a man!
The doctor walks over to the window and stares outside.
A few minutes pass before the mother says: Is there something wrong out there, doctor?
The doctor replies: No, not at all. Its just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I just dont want to miss it this time around!
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