Little Johnny walked into class.
His teacher held out her hand and asked sternly, Wheres your homework?
My dog ate it, Little Johnny answered seriously.
The teacher crossed her arms and said, Johnny, Ive been a teacher for eighteen years.
Do you really expect me to believe that?
Its true, Miss, I swear! insisted Johnny. I had to spread peanut butter on it, but he definitely ate it!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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